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Hilarious Tayyip Erdogan tries to ride Ertugrul Ghazi's horse

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The Dirilis: Ertugrul fever is on and none other than the Turkish Presiden Tayyip Erdogan tries to ride Ertugrul Ghazi's horse. What happens next will leave you cracking, Literally!


The famous TV Show Ripley's Believe It or Not published this hilarious video of Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan trying to ride a horse that did not end very well for him.






Here is the real reason why Imran Khan decided to increase petrol price in Pakistan

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They have done it again. Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf has once again given a shocker to the nation by increasing fuel prices by up to PKR 25.


The new prices are as under:

Petrol:100.10 Rupees
Hight Speed Diesel: 101.46 Rupees
Kerosene: 59.06 Rupees
Light Diesel: 55.98

Many are quite angry about this move, even those including the supporters of Imran Khan and PTI. However, not many are truly aware of the real reason why the government made this decision, which is given as under:


This can be translated into:
The reason why petrol price in Pakistan was not decreased so poor people are not able to buy it to set themselves on fire.

This is a work of satire.

This guy has a solution for Lahore Qalandars loosing so many matches in PSL 2018

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Lahore Qalandars are having a very bad time in Pakistan Super League (PSL T20) these days.



Luckily, a guy has found an idea he thinks can solve the issues of one of the most expensive teams in Pakistan's top domestic cricket league.

Here you go.



Yaar

5 Most Stupid Fatwas Ever by Islamic Scholars

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Islamic law has come a long way and a fatwa holds a vital position among millions of Muslims devoted to the teachings of a specific Mufti (a cleric). A fatwa is necessarily an opinion given by a qualified jurist that is not binding but is considered authoritative.

It is not uncommon that fatwas are influenced by governments and parties to gain public sympathy. However, since fatwas are linked to a Mufti, the sect comes into consideration. This is why there are numerous cases where different fatwas are issued on the same topic.

Not all fatwas are necessarily logical. This is why we have seen some really absurd fatwas given by different clerics on various matters. Some of these might give you a chuckle but others might put you to a thinking: Kya yeh Khula Tazaad nahin hai?

Let's look at some of the five most stupid fatwas ever that you are going to see anywhere.


5. Emojis are Haram


On number 10, there is a fatwa against emojis, emoticons, and smileys. According to Muslim Internet Forum Multaqa Ahl al-Hadeeth, “Emoticons are forbidden because of its imitation to Allah’s creatures whether it is original or mixture or even deformed one and since the picture is the face and the face is what makes the real picture then emoticons which represent faces that express emotions then all that add up to make them Haram.”



4. Chess is Haram too



The Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia Grand Mufti Abdul Aziz bin-Abdullah issued a fatwa against chess ahead of a major chess tournament in Mecca quoting that playing chess is forbidden in Islam. he said it is a waste of time, promotes gambling and causes hatred among players. However, even the Grand Mufti couldn't stop the tournament from happening.

3. Earth is flat



Since Al-Biruni found close to perfect circumference of the earth, Muslim scholars have stayed away from earth-related discoveries not but not anyone. Grand Mufti Sheikh Ibn Baaz came forward with a fatwa saying not only the earth is flat but the sun revolves around the earth. The fatwa was part of “The Transmitted and Sensory Proofs of the Rotation of the Sun and Stillness of the Earth” that claims satellite images of a round earth is a conspiracy by Western World against Islam (Yahoodi Sazish). 

2. Polio vaccine is haram


Clerics in Pakistan have established that polio vaccine is Haram and it is another Yahoodi Sazish to spread infertility among Muslims. The campaign against polio vaccination by Molvis of Pakistan sped up after US forces killed Osama Bin Laden in Abbottabad with the help of a CIA spy who happened to be a polio worker. As a result, a number of polio and health workers have been targeted by extremists over the years. Polio workers are so intimidated in Pakistan that security personnel accompanies during the polio vaccination campaigns. 



1. Naked sex is haram


Rashad Hassan Khalil, the former dean of Islamic law at al-Azhar University in Cairo issued a fatwa that naked sex is haram. According to the fatwa, nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage between husband and wife.

He further adds that husband and wife can see each other naked, however, when it comes to physical intimacy, they must make sure not to be completely nude.


BONUS: Breastfeeding a male coworker is actually halal


This one is actually halal.

The problem of women working with na mahram male was solved by Ezzat Attiya, the president of the Hadith department at Egypt’s al-Azhar University. He issued a fatwa saying female workers should “breastfeed” their male co-workers in order to work in each other’s company. He explained in the fatwa that  “Breastfeeding an adult puts an end to the problem of the private meeting, and does not ban marriage,”

 “A woman at work can take off the veil or reveal her hair in front of someone whom she breastfed,” he added.


He said that if a woman fed a male colleague “directly from her breast” at least five times they would establish a family bond and thus be allowed to be alone together at work.


Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.

Leisure Club's 20th Anniversary Video will Melt Your Heart

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Leisure Club is Pakistan's leading western clothing maker. To celebrate its 20th anniversary, the company put together a great video that has been dedicated to Mashal Khan, the student who was brutally killed at his University campus in Mardan.


The video first starts with pack of groups who are lining up in front of each other. However, after the announcer asks to come together based on interests, the groups eventually gets mixed beautiful.

Watch this beautiful by Leisure Club


The video is titled People of Pakistan! and according to Leisure Club, it was inpired by TV2 - All That We Share. The video is film by Filumbaaz and is dedicated In loving memory of #Mashalkhan and all Pakistanis who left us too soon.

This Video Will Remove All Your Wrong Perceptions About Pathans and Peshawar

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Peshawar has always been considered a hostile city with it long bearded men harassing boys and women, corrupt policemen and kids being misguided into terrorism. A part of this however is true but this video will remove a bigger perceptions that we all have in our minds about Pathans and the city of Peshawar.

Kabhi Aao Na Peshawar Khushboo Laga Ke by khulatazaad

Misbah-ul-Haq to join Tablighi Jamaat after retirement

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After his retirement from international cricket, the Pakistani skipper Misbah-ul-Haq is set to join Tablighi Jamaat. According to a close source of Inzamam-ul-Haq, a close source of Saeed Anwar revealed the information about Misbah joining Tablighi Jamat - a non-political Sunni movement that urges Muslims to come back to primary Sunni Islam.



"We are already noticing change in his actions and appearances" said Inzamam-ul-Haq, former Pakistan captain who turned Tablighi after retirement.

"Now, the next step is that he shaves his mustache and grows beard" he added.

We also managed to hear the thoughts of Saeed Anwar during his Friday sermon in Chakwal. He seemed quite excited about working alongside Misbah-ul-Haq to spread Sunnism in the world.

"The seed we had sowed in Pakistan cricket team has finally grown into a tree" said Saeed Anwar during his sermon.

"We will get more fruit from [this] tree" he said with even more excitement.

When asked if he can explain what he means by more fruit, all he said was "Wahab, Wahab". We are clueless about the meaning of this.

Mushtaq Ahmed and Saqlain Mushtaq were not immediately available for any comments.

"Pakistanis are most intelligent people" says Donald Trump

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The Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif talked to President-elect Donald Trump on 30th November, 2016. The conversation went for a while during which Donald Trump praised the Pakistani Prime Minister, who is currently facing corruption charges.



Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif congratulated Donald Trump on his win during the US Presidential Elections and invited his to visit Pakistan.

Also read: 4 Lakh Pakistani-Americans to return home as Donald Trump wins US Presidential Elections


Upon receiving the invitation, Trump said that he would love to visit the "fantastic country, fantastic place of fantastic people".

Earlier, Donald Trump told Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif that Pakistanis are one of the most intelligent people on earth.

I swear!

Every Pakistani is in a debt of Rs. 31,000

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Pakistan's national debt is pilling up with the passage of every day. National Debt Clock has put this is a very informative yet scary way for Pakistani citizens. According to the data collected from government sources, every Pakistani citizen is in a debt of Rs. 31,000 and the figure is increasing. Believe it or not, at the moment I was writing this article, Pakistan's national debt was ₨ 5,861,811,331,346. And increasing.


Why is it increasing you ask?

Well, you see when you take a loan from someone, you gotta return the actual amount plus the interest.

Some other interesting things that you might want to know is that you could wrap the entire surface of the earth with $1 note 242 times when you convert Pakistan's current debt into dollars.

That's it for now.

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4 Lakh Pakistani-Americans to return home as Donald Trump wins US Presidential Elections

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It has been a long election night in the United States, especially for all Pakistani-Americans who have been living in the world's best democracy. Contrary to the popular prediction, Donald Trump has turned out to be the winner of US Presidential Elections, 2016.


Soon after the news was confirmed, hundreds and thousands of Pakistani-Americans rushed to the Pakistani Immigration website to apply for a safe return to their real motherland. The traffic was so high at one time, the website of Directorate General of Immigration & Passports (DGIP) crashed, only to add up to the troubles of our Pakistani brothers and sisters in pain.

Government of Pakistan is trying its best to bring back the website online so that it could take more applications online. In a press release, GDIP chief said that a tender notice will be published in all major newspapers tomorrow and successful bidder will be awarded the tender. According to him, the website is currently capable of taking only a hundred visitors at a time.


Jamat ud Dawa and Ahle-e-Sunnat Wal Jamaat have made special arrangements to welcome Pakistani-Americans. A registration form will also made available with a choice to join either JuD or ASWJ, both banned outfits. The whole process will be carried out under foolproof security provided by Pakistan Army and Punjab Police.

Originally Published on the front page of Daily Ummat's International Edition.

Pakistan to Make NTS Test Compulsory for Getting Married

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- Test fee will only be Rs.1,250.
- Result will expire after every 2 months of taking the test.
- There will be total 6 tests in a year.
- A a separate test will be held for getting married to a Jutt.
- Ahmadis/Qadyanis are not allowed to sit in the test.
- Special concession for Deobandis and Wahabis.
- Working army officials are not required to take the test.

For further details, contact your nearest NTS office or the Chairman.

Ali Gul Pir Releases "Modi Teri"

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Pakistani rap artist Ali Gul Pir has released his new single video which is about the Pakistan-India relations. The song is titled "Modi Teri..." was released on Ali Gul Pir's official Facebook page last night.

Earlier, he announced the launch on his Twitter account.




Watch "Modi Teri" by Ali Gul Pir here


Ali Gul Pir is well known for his satirical rap songs such as "Wadera ka Beta" and "Kaisa Dia"

Revealing idea behind the song, Pir told Express Tribune, “I think whatever is going on is not a Pakistan-India issue but rather, it has more to do with Modi’s mindset. And then, there are people like Anupam Kher and Adnan Sami who are supporting his stance. The song mentions all of them”.

People are going crazy over the song and social media has been flooded with funny reactions on the video says Business Insider.

Express News Interviews Internet Sensation #ChaiWala

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A day after #ChaiWala became an internet sensation, girls and news channel reporters were seen in queues at Peshawar More in Islamabad where the guy sells tea. Chai Wala, real name Arshad Khan, was photographed by Islamabad based Jia Ali. The photo went viral on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Arshad Khan a.k.a. Chai Wala sells tea a stall in Islamabad's weekly Bazaar (Itwaar Bazaar, Mangal Bazaar, Landa Bazaar etc) which opens three times a week. According to him, due to poverty, he couldn't get education and was hence forced to make a living out of this profession.

Although a number of news channels have covered his story, here is bit detailed one by Express News.